Harley. 17 (and legally able to preform magic outside of school thank you very much). Pansexual. Free spirit. Loud mouth. One hell of a strange personality. ^_^ (This blog has some NSFW things)
Asked by lostinthecarnival
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who cooks normally?: Neither. That’s what a staff of 100+ is for.
how often do they fight?: Less often than you would imagine. But when they do it’s ugly and the making up is fantastic.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: They’re busy running GeneCo and spend much of their time apart, doing semi-related things for work. During work hours, even though they’re often apart, they’re in communication. They work to get information from their respective intel sources. She plays mind games with Varys; Pavi prefers to go toe to toe with Tyrion Lannister of LannisCorp and their feud is watched by the public with rapt fascination. After hours, when they are apart, though… He fucks his little whores; she gets high. It’s a very busy, very self-indulgent existence.
nicknames for each other?: They’re much more honest with each other than with others. They tend to call each other by their names. Their chosen names. When they’re together, it’s never “Carmela” and “Tony”. Carmela and Tony are dead and would be horrified to think that Pavi and Amber fuck each other. Sometimes, he calls her “sorella” sometimes she calls him “Pav” or “Pavs”, but usually that’s when they’re trying to annoy each other.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Same bank account. It doesn’t matter. Pavi makes a show of being a gentleman, but it’s a moot point.
who steals the covers at night?: Amber. She does it unconsciously and sometimes when Pavi watches her sleep, he remembers the little girl who used to sneak into her big brother’s room and steal his covers. So he does’t watch her sleep any more.
what would they get each other for gifts?: They buy each other expensive things. Jewelry, clothes, cars. They like to show off, the Largos.
who remembers things?: They both do although Amber experiences brown-outs from her Z use and Pavi pretends he doesn’t remember anything. When they’re fighting, though, they remember everything.
who cusses more?: In English? Amber. But Pavi has a way with Italian that would make a sailor blush.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Care for the other; seek revenge. They’re tender with each other; sadistic with others.
who kissed who first?: Amber. She kissed him about a year after changing her name to Amber Sweet seeking comfort from the only man she still trusted. It was not a platonic kiss, however, and they both know it.
who made the first move?: Pavi. Of course. Since transitioning to Pavi, he planted the seeds of a relationship with the youngest Largo. Here a flirtation, there a lingering embrace, everywhere sexual innuendo. But he waited and was patient - never pressured her in any way. Once she made it clear she wasn’t repulsed - and was in fact receptive to his advances - Pavi made his move.
who started the relationship?: It happened in a strangely natural progression with the mutual understanding of “Don’t tell anyone”. When they were found out by Luigi and Rotti, Amber restarted the relationship after the smoke cleared - adamant that Pavi was not allowed to leave her. He was amused by her antics; he had no intention of leaving her permanently, but enjoyed seeing just how much he meant to her and watching her fret.
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straight out of mein kampf